contrarynell:

Ambrose you need this.

I can confirm that Ambrose needs this.

contrarynell:

Ambrose you need this.

I can confirm that Ambrose needs this.

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Dogs. Will anyone ever understand them?

Dogs. Will anyone ever understand them?

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Dogs reacting to a magic trick. Poor shmookums!

Someone decided to make the species name for dugongs “Dugong dugon”, thus allowing for real scientific articles to have sentences that basically say “dugong dugong dugong”, which I find far too hilarious.

Someone decided to make the species name for dugongs “Dugong dugon”, thus allowing for real scientific articles to have sentences that basically say “dugong dugong dugong”, which I find far too hilarious.

4gifs:

Oh goodie. [video]

This gif represents me perfectly.

4gifs:

Oh goodie. [video]

This gif represents me perfectly.

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We got chickens today! They are four weeks old, and from top to bottom in the lower picture they are Eleanor, Tabitha, Arlene and Mabel. They are so fucking cute, all I want to do is stare creepily at them all day and force them to cuddle me.

Using Your Microscope

fakescience:

Using Your Microscope

I’ve been studying science for 7 years and I still don’t know how to use a microscope properly. I can only see something if I close one eye. Pretty sure no one’s noticed.

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Everyone always complains about how I leave half glasses of water all over the house, but they fail to recognise that it’s me they’ll be thanking when aliens invade!!

Everyone always complains about how I leave half glasses of water all over the house, but they fail to recognise that it’s me they’ll be thanking when aliens invade!!

It barely makes any sense, but Tiger Lils (a skanky club in the city) keeps giving away unrelated  free shit on their facebook page, and no one enters to win. We already got tickets to see About Time a couple of weeks ago, and now we have a 2 in 7 chance of winning musical tickets? I seriously recommend you like them!

It barely makes any sense, but Tiger Lils (a skanky club in the city) keeps giving away unrelated  free shit on their facebook page, and no one enters to win. We already got tickets to see About Time a couple of weeks ago, and now we have a 2 in 7 chance of winning musical tickets? I seriously recommend you like them!

I accidentally left a Mother in the fridge yesterday, and then transferred it to the fridge last night. Assuming it would be defrosted, I opened it this morning and it turns out I was mistaken, and had to cut it in half to reach the contents. But this is actually the greatest thing ever! Energy drink slushy for breakfast! Fucking delicious!! I’m doing this on purpose from now on!

jennamarbles:

What Are This Remix

There’s not many things in life that I love more than Jenna Marbles and the way she treats her dogs.

John’s brother wrote and directed this play, and named the head police officer character guy “Officer John Ambrose”, he’s the pony tail guy who yells a bit at the beginning and his name is mentioned in the song. Ambrose is famous!

Lying in bed the other day I heard a weird rustling and crunching noise coming from the living room and decided I should investigate in case Ambrose was eating something he shouldn’t.

He tried to act innocent, but the evidence was kind of … attached to him.

This video which is a mere 10 hours of the Pokemon theme song on repeat is exactly what I was looking for. Thank you, internet!

This reference for my assignment is written by someone called N. P. Fofonoff. I am so jealous, this is the best name I have ever heard. At least I got to use the word “Fofonoff” in my report.

This reference for my assignment is written by someone called N. P. Fofonoff. I am so jealous, this is the best name I have ever heard. At least I got to use the word “Fofonoff” in my report.