We got chickens today! They are four weeks old, and from top to bottom in the lower picture they are Eleanor, Tabitha, Arlene and Mabel. They are so fucking cute, all I want to do is stare creepily at them all day and force them to cuddle me.
It barely makes any sense, but Tiger Lils (a skanky club in the city) keeps giving away unrelated free shit on their facebook page, and no one enters to win. We already got tickets to see About Time a couple of weeks ago, and now we have a 2 in 7 chance of winning musical tickets? I seriously recommend you like them!
I accidentally left a Mother in the fridge yesterday, and then transferred it to the fridge last night. Assuming it would be defrosted, I opened it this morning and it turns out I was mistaken, and had to cut it in half to reach the contents. But this is actually the greatest thing ever! Energy drink slushy for breakfast! Fucking delicious!! I’m doing this on purpose from now on!
Lying in bed the other day I heard a weird rustling and crunching noise coming from the living room and decided I should investigate in case Ambrose was eating something he shouldn’t.
He tried to act innocent, but the evidence was kind of … attached to him.
Centrelink, Centrelink, what the fuck?
I’ve been trying to get Centrelink to let me report for the dates I missed, and now they’ve sent me this really helpful letter telling me when I can report for each period. Except all of those dates have passed!
Well, I’ve just decided who I’ll be voting for tomorrow.