December 2010
17 posts
Six At Best - Eddie Perfect
Babe, I know it’s crazy that I slept with your sister We got drunk on vodka and I totally kissed her Things got out of hand I felt rejected and pissed, hurt and lonely But as far as sex with your sister goes There’s something you should know Your sister’s a 6, the sex was 6 at best A 6 at the most, and maybe even less ‘Cos her desperation wrecked the mood She made love like a starving person...
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Holy shit fucking shit!
The most terrifying thing in my entire life just happened. I was watching this movie about backpackers in Brazil getting kidnapped by illegal organ harvesters. Terrifying. Brazil looks pretty much exactly like Costa Rica, and just before they got drugged I was thinking “oh my god, I want to do what they’re doing! Go to a random small town, how awesome!”.
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I just accidentally hit send to our feuding real estate agent, on an email that contained such words as “they can just go and kill them selves” just to name a few, an email that was supposed to be directed at Rachel. I realised the second I hit send and freaked out and yanked the internet stick out of my computer. Luckily the internet on Lin’s doobie is super slow and it...
