We have this “Forever Sharp Knife” that Rachel’s family friend gave us because he got 3 from an infomercial, and you only need one because they’re sharp forever.

Anyway, just now I was sitting in my room and Rachel was doing the dishes and I hear some quiet singing coming from the kitchen .. “forever sharp, I wanna be forever sharp, do you really wanna be sharp forever..” Upon closer inspection, yes, Rachel was singing a song to our knife. Now we are off to fully re-write the lyrics, as you do.