Our house is somehow infested with mosquitoes and I don’t know why. We don’t even have a water source nearby! The only good thing about mosquitoes is how easy (and satisfying) they are to kill. Conversely, the worst thing about mosquitoes is the blood splatter when you kill them, causing my room to look like a horrific crime scene after the nightly massacre. I seriously kill at least 20 a day, tomorrow when I get paid I’m going to buy every form of mosquito repellent in existence.